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no responses. April 24, 2019 Josh Henry

Florida Easter Bunny Gets Involved in Brawl


Florida Easter Bunny Gets Involved in Brawl

We’ve all heard the “Florida Man” stories, but get ready for a Wake-Up Crew first: the “Florida Bunny.” A fight that started between an Orlando man […]

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no responses. April 23, 2019 Josh Henry

Laxative Prank Shuts Down Pizza Joint


Laxative Prank Shuts Down Pizza Joint

Well, that escalated quickly! A few friends joking around at the Texas pizza shop where they work decided to sprinkle a laxative on a coworker’s pizza […]

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no responses. April 22, 2019 Josh Henry

Pothole Saves Man Having Heart Attack


Pothole Saves Man Having Heart Attack

This Omaha, Nebraska man doesn’t have to worry about a medical bill this time around–treatment for his heart attack last week was on the city. His […]

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no responses. April 18, 2019 Josh Henry

Assange is Out… But What About His Feline Accomplice?


Assange is Out… But What About His Feline Accomplice?

We all heard about Julian Assange’s removal from the Ecuadorian embassy, but what will become of his furry friend? Apparently, Assange had a cat during his […]

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no responses. April 16, 2019 Josh Henry

Australian Man Trades Two Cases of Beer for a Unicorn Goat


Australian Man Trades Two Cases of Beer for a Unicorn Goat

Do I really need to go into more detail than the headline? This Aussie was delighted when he found the one-horned grazer, and has become internet […]

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no responses. April 15, 2019 Josh Henry

Mystery Mashed Potatoes-Man Plagues Neighborhood


Mystery Mashed Potatoes-Man Plagues Neighborhood

The latest story to spread across the web revolves around a tater terrorist! Nobody in this Jackson, Mississippi neighborhood knows what to make of the mysterious […]

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no responses. April 12, 2019 Josh Henry

Unwitting Homeowner Thinks His Roomba is An Intruder


Unwitting Homeowner Thinks His Roomba is An Intruder

It doesn’t get much funnier than this. A homeowner in Oregon walked through his front door after taking the dog for a walk, but panicked when […]

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no responses. April 11, 2019 Josh Henry

Taiwanese Doctor Removes Four Bees from Patient’s Eye


Taiwanese Doctor Removes Four Bees from Patient’s Eye

Here’s some news that’s been creating buzz on the internet this morning. A Taiwanese woman was weeding near a gravestone when her left eye started swelling […]

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no responses. April 10, 2019 Josh Henry

Florida Man Who Bought an Island Steals from K-Mart


Florida Man Who Bought an Island Steals from K-Mart

You can give him an $8 million island, but Florida Man stays true to his roots! This time, he goes by the name of Andrew Lippi. […]

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no responses. April 5, 2019 Josh Henry

Brazilian Woman Doesn’t Know Which Twin Owes Her Child Support


Brazilian Woman Doesn’t Know Which Twin Owes Her Child Support

After a recent court decision, a Brazilian woman effectively has two baby daddies. The matter came to court after the woman had a fling with a […]

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no responses. April 3, 2019 Josh Henry

Cigar-Smoking Contest Crowns Swedish Champ


Cigar-Smoking Contest Crowns Swedish Champ

We had never heard of this contest before on the Wake-Up Crew! Entrants who make it to these Thailand cigar-smoking finals have to smoke their stogie […]

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no responses. April 1, 2019 Josh Henry

McDonald’s April 1st “McPickle” Promise Fools Fans


McDonald’s April 1st “McPickle” Promise Fools Fans

McDonald’s was advertising a sandwich that would have given a whole new meaning to juicy; that is, if the menu item wasn’t “available until yesterday.” As […]

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