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no responses. March 13, 2019 Josh Henry

The World’s Most Popular Birthday Boy


The World’s Most Popular Birthday Boy

A great story on the weird wide web today. Two Florida brothers missed their New Jersey-based dad so much that they decided to do something big […]

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no responses. March 12, 2019 Josh Henry

Modern Day Jonah Gets Swallowed by Whale


Modern Day Jonah Gets Swallowed by Whale

A South African dive-tour operator was putting in the hours last month when, as we all do from time to time, he made a little mistake […]

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no responses. March 7, 2019 Josh Henry

The Glass Door Heard ‘Round the World


The Glass Door Heard ‘Round the World

I think one man inside this Chengdu, China building just sensed that the dedication ceremony outside needed a bit of action. At least, that’s sure how […]

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no responses. March 6, 2019 Josh Henry

Lions, and Tigers, and 1,500 Turtles, Oh My!


Lions, and Tigers, and 1,500 Turtles, Oh My!

The latest in weird news from across the globe: Philippine customs agents found four abandoned bags filled with 1,500 turtles in an airport. It’s unclear what […]

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no responses. March 5, 2019 Josh Henry

Get Weird with This Weird Vintage Site


Get Weird with This Weird Vintage Site

You know we love vintage here at The River 95.3! Well, today on Site for Sore Eyes, we surfed over to “Weird Vintage.” This website is […]

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no responses. March 5, 2019 Josh Henry

Taco Bell Fire Sauce Saves the Day!


Taco Bell Fire Sauce Saves the Day!

It’s clear now that there’s one thing missing from all of our survival kits: Taco Bell Fire Sauce. This poor Oregon man says he survived on […]

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no responses. March 4, 2019 Josh Henry

Man Fakes Own Abduction Over Super Bowl Debt


Man Fakes Own Abduction Over Super Bowl Debt

This New York man thought that he could get out of a $50,000 debt from a Super Bowl bet by pretending he was robbed and kidnapped. […]

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no responses. March 1, 2019 Josh Henry

Now Accepting Resumes for Chocolate Tasting Positition


Now Accepting Resumes for Chocolate Tasting Positition

Could life get any sweeter? British company Mondelez International, the maker of Oreos and Cadbury Eggs, is seeking someone to fill the position of professional chocolate taster. […]

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no responses. February 28, 2019 Josh Henry

It’s a Classic Alabama Crab Fight!


It’s a Classic Alabama Crab Fight!

These are a couple of criminals after my own heart. Apparently, waiting too long in line for a crab leg buffet (aka 10 minutes) got them […]

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no responses. February 27, 2019 Josh Henry

Check Out This Magically NOT Delicious Beer


Check Out This Magically NOT Delicious Beer

Dear God, what will they think of next?! This Virginia brewery is trying out a new gimmick to try to get some customers in the door: […]

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no responses. February 26, 2019 Josh Henry

The Usain Bolt of the DPRK


The Usain Bolt of the DPRK

The Vietnam Summit is underway–let the political gaffe games begin! As Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un prepared for their scheduled talks in Vietnam, there’s been […]

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no responses. February 25, 2019 Josh Henry

This Louisiana Man Wore a Gorilla Suit to His Breaking and Entering


This Louisiana Man Wore a Gorilla Suit to His Breaking and Entering

Call me crazy, but I think you make it just a little easier for the law to catch you when you wear a gorilla suit to […]

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