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no responses. May 9, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

New Zealand Seniors Create Casket-Decorating Club


New Zealand Seniors Create Casket-Decorating Club

There’s nothing quite like knowing your loved ones will be taken care of when that final day comes and you pass away… but what about the […]

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no responses. May 8, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Prince Harry Looking for a “Scary Poppins” for New Baby


Prince Harry Looking for a “Scary Poppins” for New Baby

Just when you thought the quirks that come with being a part of the Royal Family couldn’t get stranger, we find out exactly how they find […]

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no responses. May 7, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Philadelphia Man Racks Up Over $100,000 in Tolls


Philadelphia Man Racks Up Over $100,000 in Tolls

Turnpike authorities are cracking down in the city of brotherly love, and 36-year-old Jarrett Stiff is not immune. The internet’s having trouble believing that this Philadelphia […]

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no responses. May 6, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Alaskan Woman Wins Over $300,000 Watching Ice Melt


Alaskan Woman Wins Over $300,000 Watching Ice Melt

Okay, so we may be exaggerating just a little with the title, but that’s basically what happened. This Alaskan was a part of a lottery where […]

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no responses. May 3, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Smash Mouth Starts Twitter Fight with Bryce Harper


Smash Mouth Starts Twitter Fight with Bryce Harper

Looks like 90s California band “Smash Mouth” thinks Bryce Harper is anything but an All Star. After Harper spent the week being pelted by boos from […]

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no responses. May 2, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Witches Plan to Cast Spells During Elections


Witches Plan to Cast Spells During Elections

When you’re talking to your travel agent this summer, you may want to cross Romania off the vacation list. The long-corrupt government there has elections coming […]

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no responses. May 1, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Indian Army Discovers Mountaintop Yeti Footprints


Indian Army Discovers Mountaintop Yeti Footprints

Bigfoot and Yeti sightings across the world aren’t that uncommon–people post to social media all the time claiming they’ve found the smoking gun that proves the […]

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no responses. April 30, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Garbage Feud Between Canada and Philippines Deescalates


Garbage Feud Between Canada and Philippines Deescalates

Remember last week, when we covered President Duterte’s threat to declare war on Canada over garbage they dumped in the Philippines back in 2013 and 2014? […]

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no responses. April 24, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Florida Easter Bunny Gets Involved in Brawl


Florida Easter Bunny Gets Involved in Brawl

We’ve all heard the “Florida Man” stories, but get ready for a Wake-Up Crew first: the “Florida Bunny.” A fight that started between an Orlando man […]

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no responses. April 23, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Laxative Prank Shuts Down Pizza Joint


Laxative Prank Shuts Down Pizza Joint

Well, that escalated quickly! A few friends joking around at the Texas pizza shop where they work decided to sprinkle a laxative on a coworker’s pizza […]

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no responses. April 22, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Pothole Saves Man Having Heart Attack


Pothole Saves Man Having Heart Attack

This Omaha, Nebraska man doesn’t have to worry about a medical bill this time around–treatment for his heart attack last week was on the city. His […]

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no responses. April 18, 2019 Dylan Nicholls

Assange is Out… But What About His Feline Accomplice?


Assange is Out… But What About His Feline Accomplice?

We all heard about Julian Assange’s removal from the Ecuadorian embassy, but what will become of his furry friend? Apparently, Assange had a cat during his […]

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